Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
*gets stuck on a mission in a game* *doesn’t play for another 4234 years*
nice try mom
“Real music isn’t made with computers.”
I get really confused when people get to know me and still flirt with me, like there are hotter funnier more enjoyable people why are you picking me why would you do that to yourself
Better get my shit packed for Hogwarts the train leaves tomorrow