IF YOU WANNA BE MY LOVER
YOU GOTTA tell me really explicitly because I can’t tell when people are actually flirting with me
“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”
No it’s human being speak for “We have differing opinions and I can see that neither of us are going to persuade the other to change theirs so we shouldn’t continue this argument because it’s going nowhere” jesus you’re all fucking children
me: *comes out of room*
parents: oh! lord have mercy! she came out of her cave!
getting pretty sick and tired of not being cuddled to sleep.
who wears the pants in the relationship? well preferably no one will be wearing pants